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12.06.2025 00:07
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
How did my ex move on very fast?
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics