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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

How did my ex move on very fast?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Earth’s Magnetic Field Failed 41,000 Years Ago – The Catastrophic Event That Altered Human Evolution Forever - Indian Defence Review

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can a barracuda kill a human?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Patriots OC Josh McDaniels Discusses Offense's Progress and Other Takeaways From Monday's Practice - New England Patriots